“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
Reminds me of when i was late for something and my friend asked me if I was on my way. I responded “I’m almost there, only two blocks away.” She took the bait. She forgot that I lived two blocks from her. I was still in bed.
only with like a tissue or something like cmon
Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?
Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.
America left home super early
and made bad life choices as a result.
the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great
"there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs"… there aint no boys where you live??
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead